OMG, Princess! I heard it from so-and-so and I just DID NOT believe it. What color aquar­ium are you going to get? If you paint the nurs­ery yel­low make sure not to get a blue one because then they’ll com­bine to form green and green makes for jeal­ous lit­tle tad­poles when they grow up.

I knew this girl who picked up some green over­alls for her son. It’s all he ever wore and he ended up work­ing on Wall Street, I kid you not. Go for pink or for blue, and if you have both go for a gold palette. Gold makes kids aspi­ra­tional and that’s what we need nowa­days. YES WE CAN, and YES WE WILL, right?