You know, the real crazy thing about hygiene is how the major­ity of it has noth­ing to do with being “clean” or even par­tic­u­larly groomed. Our faces con­sume the major­ity of our daily main­te­nance. And it’s not like I don’t under­stand why, it’s not a ques­tion of why. It’s sim­ply a mat­ter of respect­ful won­der­ment that we haven’t fig­ured out a way to get the whole thing done all at once with some futur­is­tic device.

Still, com­pared with say, our elbows, the face receives WAY more attention.