Dogs are known for their ter­ri­ble man­ners. I am known for my ter­ri­ble man­ners. I can devour a bur­rito in the same time it takes a thou­sand pira­nhas to skele­tonize a cow. That’s right. No time at all. You could muse that all it takes is a fork to move from sav­age to enlight­ened. Or maybe you just have a fork.