I was at one of those recre­ational lakes today. I like walk­ing around them on nice days even though they always seem a lit­tle out of place and exces­sively arti­fi­cial. But I’m not going to com­plain if there are ducks and geese involved. It seems like ducks only hang out there, though, because it’s like a fast food restau­rant for them. Rather than build expen­sive lakes, why don’t we plop some benches in front of fast food restau­rants and open some fly-thru lanes for goose and duck pellets?