What can I say about the infa­mous Fanny Hop­kins? Yes, she had a nose like a straw­berry and oth­er­wise looked like she got her head stuck inside a garbage com­pactor, but her inno­va­tion with hair­styles got her into the record books.

Actu­ally, the main rea­son I made this pNote is that I can’t believe that any­one on this earth had the mal­ice afore­thought to name their child Fanny. In vir­tu­ally all of the Eng­lish speak­ing coun­tries “Fanny” is a slang term for some por­tion of our lower bits. Why not name a few boys “Don­gle” or “Dork” to even things out a little?