Con­fes­sion time. I am just so, so so sad about the extinc­tion of dodos. What a cruel fate. Why did they have to be such big, fat, deli­cious, defense­less birds on one measly island? If they sur­vived, think of the cul­tural impact they could have had. Think of their con­tri­bu­tions to musi­cal trends. Think of Dodo Disco. Think of the fros, man. Think of Bodo and what could have been.