I imag­ine that this must be what peo­ple go through as they walk down Port­land city side­walks. It seems like every other minute on my daily com­mute I’m skip­ping and dodg­ing quiv­er­ing glob­ules every­where. Do I need to start an action com­mit­tee to start post­ing spit­toons on every street cor­ner? This is gross peo­ple! And spit­ting into an empty Frap­puc­cino bot­tle does not make it bet­ter, folks. Seriously.