Some­times there isn’t any­thing fan­ci­ful about my, er, fan­tasies. Once and awhile they just entail get­ting on a motor­cy­cle and hit­ting the road. But I have given a lot of fancy as to what my ideal hog would look like. It prob­a­bly wouldn’t look like the one above. The high han­dle­bars and all the chrome is cer­tainly fun look­ing, but I don’t really want to look like I spend entirely too much time with my bike, a can of grease and a buff­ing machine. Hope­fully I don’t have to spell out for you why that sounds wrong.

Is it evil that I would rather have a Vespa? Yes I know that still makes me look like a tool. But an Ital­ian tool.            Hot!