This two part pNote about Adult Swim (Car­toon Network’s espe­cially crass and tongue-in-cheek sub-network) illus­trates my mus­ing on what kind of per­son you would have to be not only to work for Adult Swim but also get hired on in the first place. Nor­mal peo­ple can’t work at Adult Swim. Maybe for Car­toon Net­work, but not Adult Swim. If you have ever played their games, par­tic­u­larly “Five Min­utes to Kill (Your­self)” then you, too, must surely won­der what it takes.

What will our intre­pid appli­cant do? Find out…tomorrow!