I’ve seen enough spy movies to know that you should never trust a per­son with an umbrella. And since I live in rainy Port­land, where umbrel­las are uncom­mon because if you use one you are con­sid­ered a sissy, they are even more sus­pi­cious. Espe­cially if peo­ple using them are wear­ing suits and dark glasses. Beware the umbrellas.